This
months' Jazz Joke:
Yogi
Berra Explains Jazz
Interviewer: Can you explain jazz?
Yogi:
I can't, but I will.
90%
of all jazz is half improvisation. The other half is the part
people play while others are playing something they never played
with anyone who played that part.
So
if you play the wrong part, its right. If you play the right part,
it might be right if you play it wrong enough. But if you play
it too right, it's wrong.
Interviewer:
I don't understand.
Yogi:
Anyone who understands jazz knows that you can't understand it.
It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.
Interviewer: Do you understand it?
Yogi:
No. That's why I can explain it. If I understood it, I wouldn't
know anything about it.
Interviewer:
Are there any great jazz players alive today?
Yogi:
No. All the great jazz players alive today are dead. Except for
the ones that are still alive. But so many of them are dead, that
the ones that are still alive are dying to be like the ones that
are dead. Some would kill for it.
Interviewer:
What is syncopation?
Yogi:
That's when the note that you should hear now happens either before
or after you hear it. In jazz, you don't hear notes when they
happen because that would be some other type of music.
Other
types of music can be jazz, but only if they're the same as something
different from those other kinds.
Interviewer:
Now I really don't understand.
Yogi:
I haven't taught you enough for you to not understand jazz that
well.
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